shoes

i find skater shoes to be unattractive in men who are within my dating range. indeed, i can look at you and think: YOWZA! HOT-TA-TA! look at your shoes (something i have been doing lately, don't ask why), see that they're skater shoes and be immediately uninterested.

only exception: if you are a professional skater. tony hawke, you are welcome to date me at any time.

so men of the world, grow up and get big boy shoes; i'd apprecaite it.